What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Maybe leave out

Lose lips shimk ships.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I don't like

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your going to be alright just relax

What did one boob say to the other boob

Deuteronomy 17

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Bible.. Hm.?

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I don't like religions.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

You shall not bear false witness.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Innocent before proven guilty

But this is not

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?